Cyprus - Daily life in the UK

The lovely Cyprus managed to beat a path to my door, braving hoody thugs, psychopaths, muggers and Hijab wearing, suicide bombers. Such is daily life in the UK. But still infused with the spirit of the Blitz we carry on regardless. I am also being stalked by a crazed vicar, who has been recently released from Broadmoor and started a "Say NO To Filth" campaign, he maintains he is merely enjoying his "Human Right" to protest, by standing outside my house at all hours.........but why the axe? Anyway back to Cyprus, well what a little babe. She decided to adopt the character of "Britney Shears" in her marketing and it certainly worked for me. I'd say she was probably certifiable, but hey, this is Jim Slip here. Her mouth had as much suction as a Henry Hoover and her pissing antics where quite fun, if a little short. She loved cock, (What a cl...