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Agents of Satan!
Bibi C - Agents of Satan!

As you know The Devil tempts the weak in many forms and guises. Us God fearing folk never know where and how He will strike next, for ever stalking us, for ever trying tempt to us from the path of Righteousness! He will use greed, gluttony or even Bibi and Avril! Witness my brethren, how Satan chuckles to himself as I am toyed with by his Agents of Sin! This week the girls or should I say, demons, thought it would be amusing to squeeze my dick into Bibi's bum, whilst giggling to each other in a most conspiratorial manner! Truly I say to you, these two temptresses were under orders from Beelzebub Himself and I was but an innocent plaything under their Evil spell! I was so appalled by their behaviour, that I cast them from my abode......... the following morning with nothing but a full English breakfast (With all the trimmings) and a taxi ...

 

Jim's Banga! Bonga! fun.
Bibi C - Jim's Banga! Bonga! fun.

This weeks update is a homage to Italy's ex great an enlightened leader Silvio Berlusconi! I have decided to re-enact a busy day in the life of an Italian Prime Minister! Imagine that I have completed my affairs of state by 09.05 am and now it's time for some well deserved hedonism! So what better than to invite over to my "Presidential Palace", two of Europe's finest 18 year olds, Bibi Noel and Avril Sun. Anyway, before we set about discussing the Euro crisis, the girls decided to see if it was possible to get my dick so far down their throats that they could stick their tongues out and lick my balls at the same time! Naturally, I was shocked and appalled at this lewd suggestion, but not wishing to be a spoil sport, I allowed them to continue with their fun. Don't even ask what they get up to next week, but it involves Bibi's tight bu...

 

Penny for a Pooch, Sir
Amica - Penny for a Pooch, Sir

Is there no depth that charity workers will not plumb, to turn a coin? I saw Amica collecting money for a so called "hotel for dogs". My suspicions were aroused by her claims that each kennel would be equipped with, "Satellite TV" and all dogs would be given a, "Full English breakfast every day!" Also she said that a dog, "Would phone you every week!" Do I look stupid? I know a dog's paw is far too big to operate a keypad on any phone let alone an IPhone! Anyway, after some close questioning, it transpired that Amica was actually working for a stinking scumbag, who was in fact pocketing all the money that poverty stricken pensioners thought, was going abandoned dogs! Amica broke down in tears when I pointed out the error of her ways and managed to convince her that she should take the path of righteousness and perhaps do a hard days work ...

 



Geena is a TV news reader
Geena Gain - Geena is a TV news reader

This week we have the lovely MILF Geena. Geena is a TV news reader from a remote country in Eastern Europe, where the low salaries force celebs to do a bit of porn on the side to make ends meet! Just imagine one of our news readers doing such a thing! Anyway, Geena was very well dressed and had some very sexy underwear on which I couldn't wait to get my trotters on! As is the way with most MILF's she was smouldering hot and relished the idea of some hot, sleazy sex fun at my abode. Like most men, as soon as we see some seamed stockings and suspenders we cannot resist but to help, "Do them up", naturally we are rubbish at it, but it's a alot of fun all the same. So there is much fiddling around with stocking tops in this scene, I hope you don't mind, but as you know, "It's my thing!" I must admit, Geena is DEAD SEXY and you are going to lo...

 

Crazed bum-fun queen!
Sasha - Crazed bum-fun queen!

Well, if you thought that was the end of Sasha Rose, well you are WRONG! Or as my old Maths teacher once shouted in class, "You are wrong with a CAPITAL "R!" She is back again and gagging for more hardcore action. You wouldn't think you could pack so much rampantness into such a small package. One day in many years to come, when we are all flying around in mini helicopters and wearing tin foil suits, you will be able to buy a "Sasha Rose" living doll! Already pre-dressed in jim slip clobber and raring to go, just connect up the hydrogen fuel cell inside her and voila your fantasy comes to life and best of all, when you are exhausted, just turn her off and put her in a cupboard until next time! Oh, by the way, this week she squeezes my dong into her tight bum! Thought I'd just mention that!

 

The shortest shorts on Earth?
Sasha - The shortest shorts on Earth?

This week we have one of the cutest and sexiest babes ever to grace the pages of jimslip.com! Lara and I were out and about trawling the parks, but this time we found ourselves being shadowed by 2 disgusting, morbidly obese photographers with huge telescopic lenses. They were literally hiding behind trees taking snaps of God knows what! Anyway, they started on us and Lara was having none of it, she gave chase and the perverts fled in terror! Anyway, like the great explorer David Bellamy, I continued scouring the undergrowth when I stumbled on the cutest babe, wearing the tiniest little pair of white shorts imaginable. I had no idea they made shorts.......so short! Her name was Sasha and she agreed to return to our place for some fun. Here was my quandry, should I leave her in her tiny white shorts or change her into our cow-girl outfit...

 

 
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