Sort By: Update |    Popularity
The Babe of Bashkortostan
Gina H - The Babe of Bashkortostan

Well to be honest Gina doesn't come from Bashkortostan, I just needed a Russian town that rhymed with "Babe". Anyway, welcome to "Jim's Casting Cuties" and this week we have the wonderful Gina who came all the way from Russia to join the "Jim Slip Hall of Fame". As you will see, she was given the choice of a number of different outfits to wear in her tryout and decided on the sexy school girl uniform, as a homage to Britney Spears. I must admit Gina did a rather splendid impersonation of Britney marching up and down, except in this, Gina did give the camera a flash of her knickers as she turned away from the camera. Naturally, I screamed "FREEEEEZE!" whilst I took a gratuitous shot of this sight, as I know there are probably many millions of us throughout the World, that will salivate at the sight of a tiny pleated skirt, swinging to one ...


Swedish Sex Kitten!
Diana - Swedish Sex Kitten!

This week we have Diana, a real life Swedish porno girl! For those of a certain age, Sweden is the birth place of porn, the Primeval sludge from whence porn itself emerged and flourished! Some will remember excitedly fumbling with reels of Super 8mm film and cine projectors, trying to thread dodgy Swedish porno films, bought from seedy, Soho sex shops. They will fondly recall the hairy, buxom babes in stockings and suspenders and the men with flares and goaty beards. Some films were even badly dubbed with posh English voices. Those were the days, 3 minutes of daft fun on every reel. Diana being Swedish naturally was over here looking for porno work. She described how back home porn was available on every street corner and an enormous £ multi-billion industry. She certainly brushed up well and was every inch the retro style Swedish porn s...



This week we continue the fun from Lara's sex crazed bout of XXX lesbo action she enjoyed with the sex mad nurse, Cali. As you will recall, at the end of the last scene with Cali, the girls insisted on demanding the use of my dick for their unashamed enjoyment! It would appear that red hot xxx lesbo action was simply not enough to satisfy these two sex crazed hussies and they were in need of a gorgeous, bandana wearing, oil covered, sun-tanned, uber-stud to satisfy their every need! Luckily for me, there was not a "Gorgeous, preening, red hot uber-stud" present at the time, so the girls had to settle with good 'ol Jimbo, the Potterton Boiler of porn, maybe not the nicest looking object in the house, but will always give you heat when you need it most! So I gave the girls a mini camcorder, shoved the main camcorder on a tripod and dived in...


Teened up Tiff !
Tiffany - Teened up Tiff !

As you would have seen already, our Evangelical Christian, Tiffany, had been turned to the Dark Side by Lara some time ago and now it was the turn of Jim Slip to lead her onto the path of wickedness and depravity! As you can see, we decked her out in the uniform of Jim Slip, which has been dusted off and served us well on many occasions without complaint! I would expect Tiffany would have been given a penance of at least 5000 Hail Mary's for her disgraceful behaviour this week. She even sank to the depths of inviting Lara to join us in some crazed 3 some xxx madness! As you will see Lara accepted her offer and plunged into the melee with no shame. Quite frankly I was shocked and appalled by the girls' behaviour and gave them a stern warning, but this seemed to fall on deaf ears!


Dutch devil in high heels!
Leone Queen - Dutch devil in high heels!

As you saw in last week's exciting episode Leone brushed up rather well as a wanton slut. This week she leaves not one stone unturned in her quest for unashamed depravity! Even the most sex crazed Dutchman would stub out his Marijuana cigarette and turn away in shame at Leone's wanton antics. I wonder what the wise elders of the Museum of Cheese would have to say if they were to stumble on this homage to Sodom & Gomorrah? I expect they would have to call a board meeting...........A CHEESE BOARD MEETING! Lol No, my friends, allow me a short jest as I solemnly relate to you in confidence, this grave tale of one man's bold, but futile stand against the most disgraceful and shameless behaviour at the hands of this wanton hussy! No tulip dancing or clogs for Leone! No, her sole desire was continuous and rampant sex, from your humble scribe! ...


Amsterdam voted Crazed City of Sex 2012!
Leone Queen - Amsterdam voted Crazed City of Sex 2012!

This week we have the sexy Leone Queen from The Netherlands. Some would say Leone is a hatchling that has emerged from the very cradle of porno filth! Years ago, whilst we were cowering in fear at the very mention of sex, the Dutch were having wild orgies in the streets of Amsterdam! Travellers to Central Station would be welcomed by a girl like Leone who would have been dressed in the livery of the Dutch Railways, which at the time was thigh high boots, fishnet stockings and a whip! It was her job to allocate tickets to the crazed orgy that was going on outside the station. As you disembarked from your train, she would simply hand you a numbered ticket, a Marijuana cigarette and you'd simply dive in, when your number was shown on a large display! I have no idea how the Dutch managed to get any work done during this mad, mad, period in t...


Sort By: Update |    Popularity