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Dutch devil in high heels!
Leone Queen - Dutch devil in high heels!

As you saw in last week's exciting episode Leone brushed up rather well as a wanton slut. This week she leaves not one stone unturned in her quest for unashamed depravity! Even the most sex crazed Dutchman would stub out his Marijuana cigarette and turn away in shame at Leone's wanton antics. I wonder what the wise elders of the Museum of Cheese would have to say if they were to stumble on this homage to Sodom & Gomorrah? I expect they would have to call a board meeting...........A CHEESE BOARD MEETING! Lol No, my friends, allow me a short jest as I solemnly relate to you in confidence, this grave tale of one man's bold, but futile stand against the most disgraceful and shameless behaviour at the hands of this wanton hussy! No tulip dancing or clogs for Leone! No, her sole desire was continuous and rampant sex, from your humble scribe! ...


Amsterdam voted Crazed City of Sex 2012!
Leone Queen - Amsterdam voted Crazed City of Sex 2012!

This week we have the sexy Leone Queen from The Netherlands. Some would say Leone is a hatchling that has emerged from the very cradle of porno filth! Years ago, whilst we were cowering in fear at the very mention of sex, the Dutch were having wild orgies in the streets of Amsterdam! Travellers to Central Station would be welcomed by a girl like Leone who would have been dressed in the livery of the Dutch Railways, which at the time was thigh high boots, fishnet stockings and a whip! It was her job to allocate tickets to the crazed orgy that was going on outside the station. As you disembarked from your train, she would simply hand you a numbered ticket, a Marijuana cigarette and you'd simply dive in, when your number was shown on a large display! I have no idea how the Dutch managed to get any work done during this mad, mad, period in t...


Doncha wanna kiss Holly's Arse?
Holly Kiss - Doncha wanna kiss Holly's Arse?

After seeing my wife Lara dressed up in breeches and riding boots a couple of weeks ago, on Lara's Playground, I couldn't resist the temptation to get the sexy, Holly Kiss to don the same outfit and enjoy some hot, dressage xxx action with me! Why is this outfit so damn sexy and might I say quintessentially English? Even during the Olympics I expect there were loads of us drooling over the various females in the dressage teams cantering around on their trusty steeds. I think it is because the look is just so impenetrable and spotlessly clean. The girls with perfect makeup and their hair tied back neatly, looking like butter wouldn't melt in their just want to ravage them!! Anyway, Holly was perfect for this whole haughty, look. I reckon I might have to one day get Holly and Lara to dress up in identical outfits and take on...


My poor pussy got all wet!
Kitty Kat - My poor pussy got all wet!

This week we have the lovely, feline, Kitty Kat who was desperate to be included in the wanton depravity that is With a name like Kitty Kat it was quite difficult to not resort to making silly puns like, "Have you seen my pussy" and strangely enough I fought the impulse. Anyway, Kitty got changed into a rather sexy tiny pair of denim shorts. Somewhere she had got the impression that I love girls who pour themselves into tiny, denim shorts! She looked amazing when she made her debut all tarted up and wow what a gorgeous body! In the future there will be life like love-dolls that look and feel exactly like Kitty Kat, you'll just shove a couple of hydrogen fuel cells in her back and she'll fuck you continuously until you throw the OFF switch, after which you'll just put her in a cupboard until you feel horny again!


The Mysteries of the Orient unveiled!
Nicolene - The Mysteries of the Orient unveiled!

This week, your humble host will transport you from the cold, grey streets of Wigan to the mysterious and strange land that is known as The Orient! No, I do not mean the football club, I refer to that far off land where intrepid explorers of old have sought enlightenment for centuries, all seeking to find the answer to questions that vexed them! I too have tussled with such troubling issues, eg "How can I get one of them Chinese birds onto my website?" and "Will I need to travel to the Orient, to get one?" Well fear not, my friends, Nicolene is that most rare of breeds, a mixture of Russian and Chinese. So, on the one hand you get the enigmatic and mysterious trait of the Chinese girl, mixed into the cauldron of fiery sexiness of the Russian! As you will see, Nicolene makes a wondrous, if not explosive combination!


Trolley Dolly By Golly!
Denise - Trolley Dolly By Golly!

They say there is a "silver lining on every cloud", well when a large foreign airline went down the toilet recently, up popped the gorgeous Denise who said she was available for some XXX porno action with your humble host. In fact I had spotted Denise on a flight last year and remember thinking she was a bit kinky by the fact that she was wearing seamed stockings as part of her uniform and heels so high that they would have ripped any escape slide to shreds had there been an emergency. I also noticd her amazing, sexy eyes. Anyway, I slipped her my business card and heard nothing more until out of the blue I got an email from her asking if I was still looking for girls. Anyway, she had given her uniform back, which was a shame, so we tarted her up in a "Sexy Air Stewardess" outfit from our, "Something for the weekend, boss?" range, supplie...


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