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Sexy penniless student
Roxy - Sexy penniless student

Sometimes I have to admit, "There is a God". A few weeks ago I got a letter from a girl wanting to do a £500 challenge. She said she was a penniless student. Knowing students of to-day all her money was probably squandered in the Uni bar, unlike in my day, where we used our hard earned cash buying teddy bears and scarves and appearing on "University Challenge". Anway she suggested meeting at a location nearby. I was quite doubtful, but thought it worth a try. Well what a complete babe! To be honest I thought it was a wheeze from one of the local nut-balls, but no, it was a real, living, breathing, gorgeous babe waiting for me. Well, I bundled her into the "Mighty Midget" and whisked her back to my lair, where Lara dressed her up in a " Sexy Dorothy From The Wizard of Oz" outfit and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when...

 

500 pound bum-fun challenge 2
Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge 2

What is it about a sexy babe dressed in school uniform that drives us crazy, who knows? Anyway, this week I decided to do a Spanking Extravanza, I'm always getting emails from the spanking fraternity, so I got a couple of videos out, to get some hints, "How to discipline and spank Vol 33" was my first choice. I've noticed in these films you always have to do some daft scenario, to explain why the girls must be soundly spanked. So I made up my own dramatic story and got to spank the Loz's lovely round bottom until it was bright pink. I must admit it was quite horny, but to be honest I'm a ,stick your dick in a hole as fast as possible, kind of guy, so I couldn't wait to dispense with the spanking and screw her arse. However Lara had some other screw-ball idea and got Loz talking dirty to camera, whilst fucking herself with a dildo. An...

 

500 pound bum-fun challenge
Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge

This babe is so wonderful I decided to split her into 2 parts! I met the lovely Loz at my favourite bus-stop which seems to have an endless supply of beautiful young women waiting at it. What you didn't see of course was me being beaten with an umbrella, by a toothless hag in a Hijab when I suggested one of my, "Bum-Fun Challenges" After all, you know my slogan, "Anything with a pulse!" Anyway, Loz accepted my challenge with gusto and since she was a media Studies student at university, I assured her that the exerience would be a welcome addition in any forthcoming video-producing projects. After all, she'd learn about Hi-Def cameras, lighting and errrm bum-fun. Naturally, being a young randy student she couldn't wait to get stuffed with dick, so I kitted her out in a cute, but still slutty outfit and gave her a hard pounding and a s...

 



Order from an escort agency
Desiree - Order from an escort agency

A few weeks ago I was very excited to receive a brochure from an Escort agency, that specialises in girls dressed up in different outfits or themes. So, they had a "Red Riding Hood" a "Little Bo Beep" and some other more strange themes like, "Sexy Dalek" and "Freshly Dug-Up Corpse". Anyway, I got in touch and needless to say none of the girls I wanted were around for various reasons, except for one girl on page 6 of the brochure, who happened to be, guess what? "Common Prostitute". I tried to explain to the lady taking the bookings, "My good woman, "Common Prostitute" hardly constitutes a "Theme" it is merely a statement of fact, I can find such a lady of the night on any street corner, pray tell, what distinguishes your, "Common Prostitute" from all the others? "Well", she answered, "You wont find anyone as common as "Desiree La Douc...

 

Quiet English country towns
Amber - Quiet English country towns

It is not uncommon for the odd girl here and there to dabble in the murky world of porn, earn a little money and then return to their normal lives. One such girl was the lovely Amber, who having performed with me, returned to her village and was greeted by a baying mob holding flaming torches and chanting, "Die porno bitch, die!" Such is life in quiet English country towns, dens of hypocracy and bigotry. Anyway, I discovered that Amber had moved to a new village and was now holding down a job as a travel agent. So what better time for me to perform my, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" challenge on her, I suppose I could have called it my "Tora!, Tora!,Tora!", challenge, kind of sounds better, don't you think? She was certainly shocked to see me and nearly choked on her sandwich, she still had a trace of sluttishness left in her as ...

 

The pimp from hell part 2
Lara Latex - The pimp from hell part 2

Well sure enough, just as Robyn has satisfied her wanton, lesbian lust on the hapless Lara, she sends for her "Business associate" Dave. A hulking great thug, who burst into the room, threatening yours truly, until Robyn reassures him that I'm "Kosher". Anyway, what a double act of sleazebags, Robyn and Dave's banter was hilarious, especially when he complained to Robyn that she'd stuck him with a lady-boy on his last assignment. So now it's Dave's turn to put Lara through her paces with a hard shag, I must admit this was the strangest interview I'd ever attended, I mean you wouldn't see this on the "Apprentice". When it got to, as Robyn so delicately put it, "Dropping anchor in Poo Bay" Lara backed off, so Robyn showed her how, with Dave pounding into her arse hole while Lara helped. Needless to say Lara passed their audition and it's a ...

 

 
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