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Jim's Have you got what it takes?
Kerry - Jim's Have you got what it takes?

Yes folks, this week I am turning back the hands of time. A time when camcorders were as big as a small fridge and sleazy cameramen had moustaches and flared trousers! Yes, it's the old, "Have you got what it takes to be in a porn film?" routine, the idea that launched a thousand sleazebags! Thankfully the camcorders are alot smaller these days, so its quite easy to film whilst getting your knob sucked! Kerry, my first, "Auditionee", was sensational and wasted no time in gorging on my dick, whilst watching herself. You see I turn the little viewfinder round the other way, girls are such shameless show-offs and simply love watching themselves suck a cock! Try it at home with your partner, or maybe the next door neighbour (If she's up for it that is!) A little point of interest for the young folk out there, when I first tried this idea in ...


Ooh! La! La!
Stella - Ooh! La! La!

This week we have a stunning French girl called Stella. I pounced on her when I saw her looking at a map and thought, "Hmm, looks like she is a lost tourist, I must go and assist her!" Anyway, to cut a long story short, I managed to entice this babe back to my lair for some fun. Of course being French, the idea of meeting a man who is secretly filming her whilst propositioning her to engage in a kinky sex session, was like "water off a ducks back" as we like to say! You will be stunned at her transformation stunner to Mega-stunner and you will be even more stunned when you see what antics she gets up to! Well that's the French for you!


From biker chick to sexy secretary
Carly G - From biker chick to sexy secretary

This week we decided to get Carly out of those skin tight rubber pants. They were still sticky from a rather nasty initiation right by, "The Hells Mopeds". In this depraved act, they ceremoniously empty their thermos flasks of Earl Grey tea all over their hapless victim! In this case it was Carly! Anyway, we hosed down her pants and dressed her up as a sexy secretary, complete with high heels, stockings and suspenders and wow, did she look a treat, with those giant, juicy juggs sticking out and that lovely round bum, I could see why the "Mopeds" keep her as their plaything! One minute making packed lunches, the next locating another Tea Room to trash, who knows what Carly and The Mopeds will get up to next! So, if you ever visit Surrey and you hear the high pitched scream of what sounds like 10,000 giant mosquitos, you'll know The Mopeds ...


Sexy Biker Chick
Carly G - Sexy Biker Chick

In the leafy, peaceful, county of Surrey, England, there are three words that strike terror into the hearts of all simple God fearing folk. They are, "The Hell's Mopeds". A ruthless band of middle-aged ruffians, who roam the streets on 2 stroke mopeds causing havoc wherever they go. They think nothing of driving at 2 mph ABOVE the speed limit! Their battle cry is, "No sleep till bedtime!" and their crimes range from dropping litter, to ordering Devon teas and then running away without paying! I found the "Mopeds" gorgeous mascot, "Biker Chick" Carly G sipping tea, whilst the "Chapter" had gone off to steal sweets. She was clad in the tightest rubber pants I've ever seen and I decided to risk the wrath of the "Hell's Mopeds" by getting her to come back to my place for some fun. This is one hell of a sexy babe and your eyes are going to pop...


Sexy First-timer
Grace - Sexy First-timer

This week we have a very cute 18 year old, who has trekked all the way down from the icy wastes of Russia to dip her toes in the scalding, bubbling waters of porno muck! Her name is Grace and she is part of my, "Will she or wont she" series, during which I audition gorgeous babes whilst feverishly clutching my camcorder and see how far they are willing to go. Will they choose to immerse themselves into the quagmire of sleaze or will they get cold feet and run away? You will be gripped with suspense as she slowly and sexily caresses the camcorder, in fact steams up the camcorder......and my specs! You will drool all over your keyboard as you see this babe slowly unzip her tight denim shorts and groan whilst she plays with herself and lazily asks, "Do you have the big cock in your pantaloons?" Anyway, the big question is "Does she or does...


back in Blighty with the lovely Crystal  Coxxx
Crystal Coxxx - back in Blighty with the lovely Crystal Coxxx

This week we are back in Blighty with the lovely Crystal Coxxx waving the flag for Britain. In recent months in the UK there has been floating around the internet a certain "Celebrity sex tape", well obviously it is not a tape, but a clip. In this grainy clip, a cad and bounder is filming this cute, young celeb kneeling in front of him slapping and sucking his dick. It's quite sexy as she slaps his dick all over her face. Anyway, Crystal did a very good impression of this scandalous act with my dick, whilst I, just like the aforementioned rotter, filmed her from above. In fact Crystal looked spookily similar to said celeb in the scene. Obviously, we did a load more stuff after this which you will enjoy, whilst the Celeb clip ended rather abruptly!


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