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Newcastle Nymph
Scarlett - Newcastle Nymph

I must admit, you lot our there make even a person like me blush. This week, hailing from Newcastle, we have the wonderful Scarlett. She had written in, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, to be on, "Jim Slip's Stars in your Eyes". This is where girls, with my help, live out their ultimate dream. Well, Scarlett's ultimate dream, was to dress as a complete whore and get fucked by moi! You will smile as she relates the story of how her boyfriend made her dress up as a whore and stand outside a chip shop, "Touting for trade", whilst he observed from the shadows, wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and a dee-stalkers hat! Anyway, she brushed up well as a, "Street-slut", but unbeknown to me, Scarlett had another trick up her sleeve, or rather up my sleeve as it happened, namely she was a fan of the ancient art of, "Fisting". As you know, I ...
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Sleazebag to the Stars
Bernice - Sleazebag to the Stars

Over the next couple of weeks, we have a couple of beautiful girls supplied by that "Sleazebag to the Stars", Gustav B Schnozzleburg, "The Pimp of Budapest". This week he has come up trumps with a gorgeous teen called Bernice. She arrived clutching a letter from Gustav, written in his giant, infantile, crayon style writing, announcing, "Here is cute girl, give me money she ist gooood!". He knows me well enough these days to send the girls, "Pre-kilted" as it were. That is to say they arrive already clobbered up in the appropriate cute teen outfit ready for action. Anyway, you couldn't get cuter than Bernice, who even had thick over-knee socks on, which were very sexy indeed. She also sported a huge grin throughout the scene, which as you know is a big turn on for me.
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I was being ravaged by 2
Rebecca More - I was being ravaged by 2

You just can't get the staff these days can you? I mean you hire a camera-person to film you shagging and the least you could expect is some kind of sense of decorum and professionalism. Whist performing, "My art" one does not expect, "One's appendage" to be wrenched from the clammy hands of a wanton slut and jammed into the mouth of one's camera-person! Yes folks, this is what I must put up with on a daily basis! So on this particular day, I was being torn apart by the, "Piranha of Porn", Rebecca and if that wasn't enough, she was being aided and abetted by my camera-person and wife, Lara. So to put it more so simply, I was being ravaged by 2 of the most wanton sluts in the UK, all for my art! Well, I hope you all appreciate the lengths and trauma that I most go through to keep "HMS Jim Slip" ploughing through the high seas!
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A bird watcher nabs a bird watcher
Audrey Marshall - A bird watcher nabs a bird watcher

This week you can join me on a bracing walk on the South Downs of England in my never ending search for new girls. It was so windy that Lara and I were nearly blown away, but in the end we stumbled on a girl standing in the middle of nowhere looking skyward. I engaged my secret camera and slithered up to her, no, not to ask her where the nearest Metro was, but to enquire whether she had, "Noticed a glamour model standing around." Yes, I know it's a dumb question to ask! Anyway, it turned out that Audrey was a bird fancier from Holland over here researching the Common Woodlark, it turned out that Holland is so flat and there are so few windmills these days, that the Woodlark chooses to make it's home here rather than there, hence her visit. I managed to entice her away from bird fancying and get her to come back, find some kinky clobber fr...
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Only the UK can produce the sluttiest
Rebecca More - Only the UK can produce the sluttiest

Well folks we're back in England again and can't you tell? Yes, it's wanton slut time again. Only the UK can produce the sluttiest, dirtiest girls on Earth. For all you foreign folk out there, if you ever visit the UK, you will find dozens of sluts roaming the town centres at night, in micro mini skirts and high heels, propositioning any passing male.They should announce this fact in the British Tourist Board advertising. This weeks babe, Rebecca More could and should be crowned the UK's, "Queen of Sluts". Maybe she should be given a room at Buckingham Palace, as it would be convenient for her crazed sluttish "carryings on" in Central London, by cover of darkness. Anyway, I found Rebecca, plying her trade in a back alley and got her to come back to mine for some hot and rampant sex action. Well, before we started, Rebecca started recount...
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The shadowy world of girls
Leila - The shadowy world of girls

Today we delve into the shadowy world of girls who ply their "trade" by night. Sexy babes, clad in fur who will engage you for an evening of pleasure for a handful of coins! In this weeks very furtive and sleazy scene, you will witness, Lara Latex, skulking in the shadows, secretly filming my shameful liaison with, Leila. She had been procured from a local pimp by name of, "The Fat Man", who lurks at one of the stations in Olde Budapest. The drunken, morbidly obese, toothpick chewing, scumbag, (Why do pimps always have stuff stuck in their teeth?), announced in a guttural voice, "Leila is good girl, she do every...." He then burst into a disgusting, hacking cough, symptomatic of a severe case of TB and then continued, wiping foam from his mouth, "I have her myself only a few minutes ago, He! he! he!", my reply was a predictable, "Charmed...
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