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Lydia Has A Fling!
As promised, this week is a special Christmas/ New Years Eve treat as Lydia opens the show with a Highland Fling dressed in the sexiest tartan outfit, possibly ever, in the history of the World. An outfit so sexy that if she were to attend any Hogmanay ball and start dancing, she would cut down the OAP's watching from the sides like a scythe cutting down Wheat! Pensioners would be collapsing from shock on all sides! Of course I found the whole thing very sexy indeed and I had no choice but to grab her and stuff my dick inside her! Lydia was already slightly sweaty from her dancing which gave her a dishevelled look that made the event all the more hornier for me. Being naturally rampant and with the energy of a certain type of "battery powered bunny", she was quite happy to fuck at a pace that would wind a Triathalon athlete. Luckily, yours truly has learned to tame and pace such unruly behaviour, but she still left me decimated by the end of the scene. Anyway, with this tumultuous ending to 2016 we would all like to wish you a Happy New Year and a wonderful 2017! |
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Canadian Cutie Grapples Bear!
This week we have the second girl from Canada to appear on jimslip.com. Lydia wished to have a "go at porn" and naturally found her way to a jimslip casting. Believe it or not Lydia teaches the Highland Fling and works in a mental home, so it seemed perfectly natural for her to end up in my clutches. She told a tale of being accosted by an angry bear rummaging around in her kitchen at home! I mean a BEAR as in "Man-eating," furry, carnivore, rather than macho gay guy with an abundance of hair and a moustache! The bear in question was looking for fresh meat and licked his lips whilst he eyed up Lydia! No doubt imagining what she'd look like turning slowly on a spit with some onions and other vegetables. Of course bears don't normally have barbecues as they are too impatient & hungry to wait for the coals to heat up. Anyway, like all "country girls" Lydia was sex mad and with her very fit dancers body had no trouble making mince meat of me. For an extra special Christmas treat, in the next episode Lydia does a Highland Fling accompanied to the sound of the pipes - except she's dressed in a micro mini-kilt and tights ripped to shreds - which is VERY SEXY INDEED! So Happy Xmas from myself and Lara and of course Lydia too! |
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GOLDEN CLASSIC REMASTER FROM 2004
One of my all time favourites, you'll have seen her in another update with Beckie. But the truth is she wanted ME to herself! Hungarian girls don't see the point of girl-girl action, especially when theres a big(ish) cock around to fuck! |
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The Grapes Of Lust!
Last week Fira described her route from vineyard to jimslip casting. I didn't mention the part where she encountered a strange unkempt hunch back who was lurking at the back of a crowded bar in the Old Town. He staggered across the bar and bid Fira sit with him to discuss a "Proposal". He then removed an ancient and battered lap top from his carrier bag and revealed his secret to Fira. "I am a photographer of the erotic arts!" he announced with much aplomb and after showing some dirty pics to the shocked but curious Fira, went "On the line" to jimslip.com and then looking furtively from side to side whispered, "This is the man you must see, Mr Jim Slip, tell him Gonzalez sent you, he will make you an international porn star, here is his phone number, go, GO TO HIM NOWWW!" He then stuffed the crumpled bit of paper with my number scrawled on it and without a bye or leave disappeared into the night! |
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A Tale Most Bizarre!
This weeks babe hails from France, more precisely, from the vineyards of the South. 19 year old Fira tells a tale as shocking as it is bizarre. Picture if you will, a scene of three waifish girls picking and then treading grapes in a large wooden tub. They are being observed by the owner feverishly masturbating in the corner, finally climbing in and collapsing into the tub with the girls to shoot his load into the crushed grapes whilst sucking the nectar off girls feet. No, my brethren, this is not a vision of Hell from a Renaissance painter like Bosch, it is reality and all I can say, is I'd love to erect a diving board over the said tub and dive in together with the squashed grapes, girls & drunken grape covered pervert if needs be! The vineyard owner coyly ventures that his antics give his wine a certain "bouquet" and at £50 a bottle he must know what he's doing! |
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Cutest Hooker In Town!
I guessed that Alessandra would look pretty good dressed as a cheap whore, but I didn't realise just how good! You see its that pert bottom framed by a pair of fishnet stockings roughly hewn with shears so they are ragged at the top. I mean you cant get cheaper than that, why buy a new pair of shorter fishnets when you can simply hack them shorter! So put together with a tiny top, heels and a huge grin what choice did I have but to plunge my tongue down her throat, bend her over and fuck her! No time for foreplay or witty banter, sometimes a thing needs to be done immediately and that is the effect Alessandra would have on any man, dressed like this regardless of race, colour or creed! Even the Dalai Lama's "8 Verses of Training The Mind" representing the many years of meditation & training that is required to reach a higher state of enlightenment, would be dumped straight in the garbage if he were to ever lay eyes on Alessandra dressed in this garb! |
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