Vanessa - The Baltic fish-wife

Sometimes I have to wonder at old “Igor” the Russian pimp, he said, “I ‘ave ‘ere Vanessa, she’s a real Babe… have you seen the film”? Well I didn’t get his joke until Vanessa turned up. Now as you all know, I love ALL the girls on the site… apart from this one. Why? Because she was a miserable old tart! After 5 minutes shooting she announced, “In Russia we finish film by now!”, so I phoned Igor (Picture the Russian astronaut in Armageddon) to complain and all he has to say is “Well Jeem, she ist from my extra special Bargain Bucket, what do you expect for 100 roubles , 40 Marlboro Lights and a turnip!” So folks, don’t ever say I don’t think of YOU, so I fucked her anyway. I suppose she was sort of sexy in a Baltic fish-wife kind of way.

Carly - Unbeatable British slut

Well as much as I love the foreign birds, you just can’t beat British sluts. I was out when Carly arrived, so she entertained Jerry on the bed with stories of her antics. Clad in regulation, “Little Kilt”, stockings and thigh length boots, my eyes nearly popped out on springs when I saw her. I couldn’t wait to plunge my dick into her surprisingly hot and tight pussy. I knew her arse was on the menu, so I paced myself until the last minute before screwing that as well. If I could have a hundred girls like Carly, I’d be over the moon. So all you British sluts out there get in touch… Jim Slip NEEDS YOU!

Eza - Stockings from elk fur

Here’s the cute little Eza, fresh from the icy wastes of Northern Russia. She arrived with stockings made from the fur of an Elk that she’s slain single-handedly, and shoes fashioned from the skin of a wild boar. Anyway, once I’d kitted her out in some sexy British clobber, she scrubbed up quite well. Indeed she was actually quite a good shag and to my astonishment creamed herself during her scene. She did say, “All Russian men are peegs , they all smell of Vodka and kippers, you Jim smell of cod which ees so sexy!”, so it appeared that against Russian men, even I was quite a catch!

Avalon - Porn with British girls part 2

Well we’re back again, but this time I get to fuck both the girls. By the way, I’ve also shot our first, “Jim Will Fix it for Yooo” competition winner, so keep an eye out for this coming up soon! Anyway, it was great to get to fuck these two beauties once again, they looked so DAMN CUTE. I must admit though, it is exhausting fucking 2 girls at the same time, they’re so demanding. I know I shouldn’t complain, but it’s my sciatica playing up again. I could have done with a nice massage and a cup of tea half way through………….but no! they just wanted more fucking!

Avalon - Porn with British girls

Back by popular demand (By my dick !) I decided to get two of the most popular girls on the site, back for one of my 2 parters. Also, I hadn’t managed to fuck Avalon’s arse last time, so I explained on the phone to her, as romantically as possible, that I wished to, “Drop anchor in poo bay,” this subtle approach seemed to work, because she agreed to give it a go. However she did say that she wanted to have some HARD-CORE LESBO ACTION with the beautiful Natalie first. Well I had to agree, the beautiful Natalie always reminds me of a big, cuddly, soft toy that guys in the year 2050 will be able to buy from their local sex shop. Packed into a box with a transparent front and powered by hydrogen fuel cells, she’ll walk, talk and fuck. Just switch her off and pack her away, when the wife gets home and power her up again, when the wif...

Ola - From the slums of Warsaw

As some of you will have noticed, there are rather a lot of foreign birds beating a path to Jim Slip.com. This is because word has spread around the slums of Warsaw and Gdansk that there is BIG MONEY to be made, by getting ravaged by Jim Slip. So they are leaving a life of eating Beetroot Stew and working in tractor factories, for a brand new dawn with my dick jammed into them. This neatly brings me to the lovely “Ola”, who loves getting fucked clad in tight PVC with stockings and boots, doesn’t she look great?!