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This week, for your delectation, I am proud to present the very sexy duo of Nikita and Zara, or should I say, dirty teen VS slutty and beautiful MILF. Zara is the demure MILF with a penchant for stockings and Nikita is the young teen, with the gorgeous, tight arse ,clad in skin tight jeans. What a combination, you will marvel as you see Nitkita plunge her tongue into Zara's hot minge and you will be even more impressed when you witness Zara squeezing her hand down the front of Nikita's jeans and playing with her sodden crack. It gives me a hardon just writing this stuff, because I've already seen it!


A sensational babe
Crystal Pink - A sensational babe

This week I am pleased to announce the return visit of Crystal Pink. What a sensational babe! She's been working for a budget airline so she had some very sexy stories about her antics on long haul flights, luckily Lara caught all these dirty stories on camcorder for your enjoyment. Naturally, we dressed her up as a sexy Air Hostess, complete with fishnets and thigh high boots. If the airlines had girls dressed like this it would be a little easier accepting the stale sandwiches they serve on their flights. Anyway she was hotter than ever and I just couldn't wait to rip her knickers down!


Hard core porno filth
Felicia - Hard core porno filth

Firstly, may I extend Seasons Greetings to one and all of you! I expect many of you have told your better halves that you are on the computer, "Looking for a new car insurance deal, dear!","What again?"..... whilst in reality you are actually trawling the web for HARD CORE PORNO FILTH! Well so you should be, what were PC's invented for anyway? Writing to the milkman and watching porn! Come to think of it, what would the 3 Wise Men have been doing if they'd had laptops? (Note to the young people: In the time of Jesus, there was no electricity, DVD's or Playstations! Folk used to read books made out of stone for their fun) Anyway this week we have the lovely Felicia who hails from Slovakia and looks rather cute in a skimpy dress and white stockings and heels. Enjoy!


Cheap thrills and a bit of cash
Clover - Cheap thrills and a bit of cash

This week we have a serious, bespectacled, student called Clover. She has been at university studying Theology, the study of religion and I couldn't believe it when she announced that her tutor, "Did a bit of porn on the side" to supplement his income. Well, you could have knocked me down with a feahter. What's the world coming to, when even an ex man of the cloth. is dipping his trotters in the trough of FILTH, that is known as porn. A world were innocents like Clover are lured into the mire of depravity of PORNO MUCK, for cheap thrills and a bit of cash! A world where an innocent student like Clover dresses in stockings and supenders and a sexy Dorothy outfit and visits depraved porn stars for kinky fun!


Tight round bum
Candy Alexa - Tight round bum

Well, you have to admit that Candy truly has the roundest arse that is biologically possible. Even Michelangelo himself would have had trouble fashioning such perfection, with the tools that he would have had available at the time. In fact without a laser cutting tool locked to a GPS, I can't see how he could have done it. Anyway, while I stood their admiring this wonderful bum a thought came to me. "What would it be like, to jam my dick into that arse?" Candy looked at me as if she's read my mind and whispered,"Would you like to make with the arse fuckings with myself, be careful because it is very tight though? Looking at that coy little smile, what was I to do?


The Curse of a Thousand Shags!
Brandy - The Curse of a Thousand Shags!

This week, I have been visited by Hell and torment itself. Lara has cursed me with the task of not only having to film 2 beautiful babes in some HOT LESBO ACTION! but the EVIL that is Lara HAS STOPPED ME FROM JOINING IN! Surely this is a crime against humanity? Where is Kofi Annan when you need him? Should I plead my case at the Court of Human Rights in The Hague? To have to watch these babes getting it on, especially when one is wearing skimpy "Daisy Dukes" and cowboy boots. It's just plain wrong and I PROTEST!!So feast your eyes as these 2 beauties probe and lick each other whilst taunting me!


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