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Kinky clobber from London
Columbia - Kinky clobber from London

When Columbia showed up I expected her to be from South America, don't ask me why, but in fact she was from South London, so she didn't even have a pair of maracas. But, what a slut, when I interviewed her she insisted that she was a"Shy, retiring sort of person, who likes romance". Well that soon went out of the window when she burst in clad in full, 100% KINKY CLOBBER and leapt on to my dick like a crazed Dervish. On top of this she insisted on a hot session of BUM-FUN and gladly squeezed my dick into her tight arse with a loud, guttural, groan.Yes, again, here's a girl that I must solemnly award a 10/10 for wanton sluttishness!

 

New realms of sluttishness 2
Jeni - New realms of sluttishness 2

Well folks,here's Part 2 of the Sluttiest Slut in Budapest, Jeni, who this week demands a rampant anal session. I don't know if there is unusual sun-spot activity at the moment, but suddenly I've been inundated with the most rampant sluts ever! Next week we have Columbia, no, she's not from Bogata, she's from South London, who behaves rather shockingly. The week after we have the crazed Tallulah from Birmingham, who started the proceedings by stuffing the biggest dildo I've ever seen, straight up her arse.In fact she's so BAD, I've given her a 12/10! To be honest, I'm not sure I can take much more of this bad behaviour from the girls! So stay tuned in for the upcoming updates.

 

New realms of sluttishness
Jeni - New realms of sluttishness

Sometimes a cute babe appears that pushes the "envelope" of sluttishness to new levels previously unknown to Man. A babe you would DEFINITELY NOT take home to meet Mother! Yes, if Jeni were a mountaineer (and a bloke) she'd be Sir Edmund Hilary or if she were an astro physicist, with Motor Neurone Disease, she'd be Stephen Hawking. She bravely teetered in her high heels into new realms of sluttishness and in my opinion should hang her head in shame at her behaviour. I hereby, by the power invested in my position as Jim Slip award her 11/10 for sluttishness! Next week she gets even worse!

 



Life of prostitution and sleaze
Debbie - Life of prostitution and sleaze

Well this week my disgusting pimp, "Gustav", has come up trumps again.He found the beautiful Debbie packing turnips in the town of Illocska, deep in Hungary. He promised her the "Good life" ie a life of prostitution and sleaze under his supervision and she jumped at the idea.Well, I was her first client and she turned up in a cute little dress, which I left her in, because I think she looked rather nice. Anyway, I don't know if it was her diet of turnips, but wow, was she rampant, well aren't all the Hungarian girls?

 

Jamming my dick in her
Katrin - Jamming my dick in her

Here's a recent letter from Cyril Spongeworth of Cleethorpes, "Dear Jimbo, I can't take anymore of the total babes you're throwing at me at the moment, can't you put on a couple of "Dodgy Boilers" like you see on other sites?" My answer, "No, I will not!" So just to annoy Cyril, I have this week the delectable babe, Katrin and on my personal score of, " Babeliciousnous", I must award her a score of 11/10. Yes, I brought back the stripey tights, I know you all love and just check out Katrin's , " I'm being very naughty", expression, while I'm jamming my dick in her."

 

Big Scottish juggs 2
Jordanna - Big Scottish juggs 2

You have to admit, when filming in 16:9, with a wide angle lens, those JUGGS certainly fill the screen! Well having given you a visual feast of gratuitious JUGG mania, this week it is time for me to prepare the gorgeous Jordanna's tight BUM-HOLE for penetration, well not least after, her having teased and coaxed you with her PRE BUM-HOLE ACTION DILDO WORK. Well while she was doing this I was biting my lip and crossing my legs, just desperate to get stuck in. It was certainly worth the wait! By the way, next week, I get the gorgeous Madison back, for a 1 week BUM-FUN FRENZY, dressed as a sexy sailor, that's her by the way, not me!

 

 
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