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Tight round bum
Candy Alexa - Tight round bum

Well, you have to admit that Candy truly has the roundest arse that is biologically possible. Even Michelangelo himself would have had trouble fashioning such perfection, with the tools that he would have had available at the time. In fact without a laser cutting tool locked to a GPS, I can't see how he could have done it. Anyway, while I stood their admiring this wonderful bum a thought came to me. "What would it be like, to jam my dick into that arse?" Candy looked at me as if she's read my mind and whispered,"Would you like to make with the arse fuckings with myself, be careful because it is very tight though? Looking at that coy little smile, what was I to do?


The Curse of a Thousand Shags!
Brandy - The Curse of a Thousand Shags!

This week, I have been visited by Hell and torment itself. Lara has cursed me with the task of not only having to film 2 beautiful babes in some HOT LESBO ACTION! but the EVIL that is Lara HAS STOPPED ME FROM JOINING IN! Surely this is a crime against humanity? Where is Kofi Annan when you need him? Should I plead my case at the Court of Human Rights in The Hague? To have to watch these babes getting it on, especially when one is wearing skimpy "Daisy Dukes" and cowboy boots. It's just plain wrong and I PROTEST!!So feast your eyes as these 2 beauties probe and lick each other whilst taunting me!


Depth interview on the bed
Blanche - Depth interview on the bed

Having completed my in depth interview on the bed, I got Blanche to join me in the main room for some hot shenanigans. I thought she look great in that tight dress and I couldn't wait to get stuck in again. The bed interviews are all very well but a nightmare to film, maybe try it yourself with your partner, ie filming, getting a blow job and getting laid whilst holding a camcorder and boom microphone! It's not easy by any means. It's so much more comfortable on a nice sofa, as you've probably gathered if you are a long term member. I love sofas, especially IKEA ones which seem to follow me all over the World, they are everywhere, I should get a merchandising deal with them!


Blanche is Paris Hilton lookalike Pt 1
Blanche - Blanche is Paris Hilton lookalike Pt 1

This week, from Rumania we have the gorgeous, sophisticated teen, Blanche. What a total babe and I was so impressed that I decided to interview her on the bed in my inimitable style. It's like a sort of casting couch where the babe and I get to grips with World events and the size of her tits and so on. Anyway, she got quite carried away and without hesitation unzipped my trousers and got my dick out and gave it a good, long, suck and desperately tried to climb onboard, whilst I got entangled in the various camcorder cables! Even you will agree, I couldn't have got the camcorder any closer to Blanche without actually glueing it to her!


Jane's Luscious Lips
Jane I - Jane's Luscious Lips

Here's a lovely babe with a touch of class and a lovely arse! I mean to say, fancy meeting someone who was trying to locate the Opera House of Budapest, so she could attend an audition to sing in the chorus of a performance of Handel's Messiah. Wey, hey!, hey!, if I was the conductor, I would have held up the music to her and said, "Hey babes, you'll have to get ya laughing gear around this!" and then got me dick out, wey!, hey!,hey! Actually I wouldn't have done this, because I'm too much of a prude! Anyway, I convinced Jane to come back and supplement her student fee with some hard core porno action. She dressed up in a skimpy tight dress with stockings and suspenders and WOW WHAT AN ARSE!!!


DOUBLE TEEN sex orgy
Lucy - DOUBLE TEEN sex orgy

After that DOUBLE TEEN sex orgy on the bed, I barely had the strength to let the girls adjust their clothing and swan out into the main room for some more hardcore action. You have to admit, they looked totally gorgeous in those skimpy tight dresses and heels. I didn't realise that Loz was up for some hardcore ANAL ACTION!! Can you imagine it? It was great being smothered by these two rampant teens and to know there was some bum fun on the agenda drove me wild with lust, especially with Lucy there to help. You will remember I met Lucy when she was a mere, innocent film studies student and the fact that I had coaxed her over to the Dark Side, filled my heart with pride and as I looked at Lucy with my dick jammed in her mouth, I said to myself, "I done good!"


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