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Nesty is Besty
Nesty - Nesty is Besty

As you will have seen if you check over on the other side, ie on Larasplayground, Lara and Nesty indulged in some hot xxx lesbo action some weeks ago and now she's back, and she's horny! Yes folks, lesbo action cannot take the place of hard cock. This fact has been scientifically studied in detail by the "National Association of Dads," NADS, at their Laboratoire at the Dog and Duck in Cleethorpes. So naturally, Nesty, crazed with lust, donned a mini- kilt and leapt into action and there was no stopping her insatiable lust for cock! In the Middle Ages her behaviour would have had her up before the Witch-finder General! Anyway to make things worse by the end of this update Lara had also become possessed by a desperate need for cock, so throwing her professionalism out of the window, dumped the camera on a tripod and joined in, so now I had...


Lexi Lou Back for You!
Lexi Lou - Lexi Lou Back for You!

Many members will have seen the great update that Lexi and Lara did some time ago. They will also know that I was dragged into their hot lesbo shenanigans on the bed. How can an innocent man go about his business about the house without being dragged into participating in a wild orgy with 2 hot girls? What is the World coming to? Anyway, Lexi was so good that she has been brought back to do a scene with yours truly and so for this she was re-modelled into a classic Jim Slip teen style girl! So sit back and enjoy watching a hot British babe in action!


Cheam's Dream Teen
Alica - Cheam's Dream Teen

After Alice's successful casting last week she's back for more. Lara grabbed the camcorder and Alice proved herself to be a true pornstar in the making. I know she hasn't got the "pornstar" look, but hey, surely its time to move on from 1994? Here at we say, "No!" to the pornstar look and say, "Come on down!" To the "Girl next door" look. Not that I have EVER lived next door to a girl who looks like a jimslip babe. My present neighbour is a wizened, miserable, old crone in her 90's, who gives me the sign of the corna and spits every time she sees me, she evidently believes I am an agent of the Devil! Anyway, watch out for next weeks exciting update with the gorgeous Lexi Lou!


Teen Dream from Cheam!
Alica - Teen Dream from Cheam!

Well, to honest Alice isn't from Cheam in Surrey at all, it just rhymed with teen. Anyway Alice arrived for a Jim Slip casting dressed in the obligatory rubber effect trousers. Do I look like I'm complaining? These trousers are all the rage with women in Europe at the moment and its great seeing even 90 year olds hobbling around with walking frames, wearing these skin tight rubber leggings! I think they call it "Young at heart" back where I come from. Alice was quite innocent and awkward at first but it didn't take long before she was gagging to get on with some xxx hardcore porno action and don't ask what happened at the end of the casting!


Perfect body?
Candy Alexa - Perfect body?

When I saw my wife Lara engaging Candy in hot lesbo action, I thought to myself, "There's something missing here!" then I suddenly realised what it was. MY DICK, that is what was missing! A girl with a body like Candy's, i.e. perfect tits, little waist and beautiful round bum is lost unless there is a cock somewhere in the picture, i.e. MY COCK! lol So I hurried to the bathroom to freshen up and emptied half a bottle of Hai Karate! on me just to make sure. This stuff works great on the birds and also keeps wasps and flies away when you're at a barbecue! Anyway I arrived back on set just in time to marvel at what a wonderful body Candy has. It looks like it was fashioned by the Devil himself to wreak havoc. I reckon this is the real reason the Pope is resigning. I think he was surfing the net and accidentally stumbled on Candy in her littl...


Sexy blonde in stockings
Cherry Kiss - Sexy blonde in stockings

Well, as the wise and hallowed members of would have seen, Cherry passed the strict trials laid down by myself, Jim Slip! She proved that she can behave like a wanton slut and at no time show any shame, reticence or guilt. She proved that she could swallow a whole dick and spit it out again without a care in the World. This week the fun continues except Cherry is transformed into a girl about town and to achieve this she put on stockings and suspenders and heels and a rather nice spotted dress. In fact the perfect outfit for any woman to wear and in so doing guarantee that they end up bent over the kitchen table and fucked senseless! So girls a little advice form Jim. If you want to spice up your sex life, junk all that nasty, tacky, "Something for the weekend, Madam?" clobber you got from the sex shop and kit yourself out in ...


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