Kaicee - All her holes filled up

Well, we're back in Blighty this week. I stumbled on Kaicee walking down the street and really thought I was in line for a knuckle sandwich when I presented her with my 500 smacker get a shag challenge. However after some careful deliberation, she decided that she could do with the crisp spondoolah. I was gobsmacked when she declared she liked all her holes filling up. Wow, what a transformation she made into slut. I couldn't believe how rampant she was. It makes you wonder about how many girls you pass every day that underneath are smouldering volcanoes of sexual abandonment, waiting to be unleashed. Of course where I live is inhabited by old aged pensioners and I don't want to really know what is smouldering underneath their clothes! In fact in some cases they are more mouldering than smouldering!

Candy - Pursuing a blonde babe

Be prepared to be frozen to the core with shock. This week we're back in Budapest on the prowl for fresh meat. Well, Candy is one of those girls you just wouldn't believe in a million years would be up for my, "100,000 Forint Search for a Shag Challenges". Wearing a skin tight, short little skirt that hardly covered her tight little arse, she walked passed us. Lara suggested we challenge her and I replied not to bother, but Lara pursued her all the same. Guess what? She agreed to come back and get fucked. Anyway we got her back and she chose a little outfit, a cross between a sailor's suit and a sexy air hostess, and we got her to play with herself and generally muck about, basically getting herself prepared to get fucked. I'm sorry to announce though that you'll have to wait until the week after next to see part 2 of Candy. This is due t...

Linda - From a sleazebag pimp

Remaining in Budapest this week, Gustav, the sleazebag pimp, who procured the beautiful Alexa for me, came up trumps again. This week he sent me a newbie by the name of Linda. It was her first job and so green was she, that she actually turned up with a packed lunch! She was wearing a lovely coloured dress and pink fish-nets underneath. The funny thing was, as soon as she laid eyes on Lara my cameragirl, she fell head over heels in love. Lara was chased all over the apartment by the rampant Linda, desperate for some XXX HARDCORE LESBO ACTION! Anyway I managed to prise them apart and said to Linda sternly, "You are here for the fuckings of a man not the xxx LESBO fuckings of English woman, do you understand?" I find by shouting in English in this strange kind of grammar gets me understood when I'm abroad. So without further ado, I got into...

Candy - Pursuing a blonde babe 2

Well, as you can imagine, I was chomping at the bit to get my mits on the lovely Candy. She plunged my dick in her mouth and gave it a good sucking, after which I lost it. We were both a little awkward at first, until we got on the bed and started to snog, at which point she went crazy and by the end, when I asked "Where would you like me to cum?" She answered, "You can come inside me if you like?" Well, you're all going to curse me, but to be honest I was so shocked, in other words the idea was so exciting, that I actually couldn't and came on her face instead. Yes, I know, a typical spandex wearing, body-building greaseball porno stud wouldn't have had a problem, but hey, I'm just a normal guy, maybe another time. Lucky, I have her number, so I'll look her up next time I'm around.

Gypsy - UK hooker with freckles

Well we're back in the UK after a lovely time in Budapest. This week I have engaged the services of a friend of Robyn, the hooker who holds the sign saying, "Massive hooker sale here". You could say that Gypsy was a little different to last week's Candy. In other words Gypsy was a slut in every sense of the word. Make sure you listen to her tale of her gang-bang antics involving 200 men and the Adolph Hitler impersonator. Anyway, she had a great body and fucked like only a wanton slut can, i.e. they suck the very life out of you and are still gagging for more! I'm afraid all the girls recently have been getting a rating of 10/10 and to be honest they've all deserved it, including Gypsy!

Crystel - Approached in her car

Well here's a real treat for you all. I approached the lovely Crystel in her car and challenged her to a fuck for 500 spondoolies. Well, you wouldn't believe what a wanton British slut was lurking under that sweet exterior. She started by relating a story of when she was at school, how she'd cavort around with her friend, both of them in short, pleated skirts and get sent to the head-master to be bent over and thrashed. Well, that got me going from the very start and at this point decided, well in fact Lara decided, that Crystel should be changed into a sexy school uniform without further ado. Well, you will notice that Crystel has an incessant giggle, reminiscent of an inmate of an institution, which I found a constant turn on. Anyway check out how I get stuck into her tight little arse!