Agnes - She could handle my joystick any day!

This week we have the lovely, blonde babe, Agnes. Talk about a "Catch of the Day", I couldn't believe that after only a few minutes of my witty banter and an offer of crisp cash, Agnes agreed to come back to Chez Moi and be ravaged. Being the "Gok Wan" of British porn, I tried her out in a few different kinky outfits, but settled on a sexy pilots uniform, complete with white hold-up sexy stockings with little blue ribbons at the top and a rather nice pair of red high heels. Well, when Agnes revealed herself dressed in this ensemble I nearly fainted. Imagine her being the pilot of a plane? I wouldn't mind getting into her,"Rear section" cor blimey, boom, boom! I must admit I have NEVER seen any air crew looking like Agnes on "Air Crash Investigation" of which I am an avid follower. I am giving Agnes a 10 rating; a total, slutty babe!

Bellina - Lovely Bellina, a penniless student

I've been out roaming the streets again with my secret camcorder. Always needing to satisfy my craving for new and fresh babes. Today, I stumbled on the lovely Bellina, a penniless student, in need of crisp cash. To be honest I think she found the whole idea of paid for sex very sleazy and horny and the cash was just icing on the cake! Anyway I dragged her back to my place, where my morbidly obese cameraman, Cecil Porkinson-Bangor CBE, DSO and Bar, was trying to squeeze a giant pork pie into his greedy gob whilst skulking with his camcorder. We dressed the sexy babe in some pink holdups and a lovely dress and just seeing her in the kitchen drove me to burying my head between her legs and licking on her sodden minge, making Cecil choke on his snack. See the rest for yourselves!

Passion - Dressed up in some sexy fishnet hold-tights

I did a rather nice intro with the gorgeous Passion standing with a view of what I believe to be Snakes Pass in Derbyshire, England, I can't be sure since, I was far too busy trying to imagine how good Passion was going to look dressed up in some sexy fishnet hold-tights, I know it sounds weird but they looked really horny when she put them on. Oops, not forgetting the short preamble featuring her cute bum clad in skin tight denim. Anyway, she'd told me that she just loves being fucked up the arse! So picture the scene, a babe clad in fishnet tights with a big hole in them, PVC thigh high boots, a tiny denim mini-skirt, white shirt and school tie. Wow, what an ensemble, I nearly came in my trousers! I was just desperate to get stuck in her tight arse, but don't worry I paced myself for you lot out there to get the full benefit of Passion ...

India - Exotic babe India in the snow

I'm in the snowy Peak District again this week and we don't just have a babe, we have a MEGA BABE! I met the exotic India looking at a map by the side of the road, about to freeze to death. She tricked me into thinking that she was a budding, "Bollywood actress" and agreed to come back to my shack for some hot action. When Lara laid eyes on India's giant boobs, her eyes nearly popped out of her head,(Lara loves BIG JUGGS by the way) I filmed the beautiful India's lovely arse clad in skin tight denim, which is a new thing we are doing, due to popular demand and to be honest I actually think it's very sexy as well. Anyway, we then got her dressed in a sexy nurse's uniform and Lara, after wiping the saliva from her mouth, filmed India generally cavorting around and playing with herself. I was huddled in a corner biting my nails, like an inma...

India - Turned into a crazed monster

Well, as you can imagine, when Lara unleashed me, I leapt on India like a crazed Dervish and proceeded to have a feeding frenzy on those luscious juicy juggs, whilst at the same time plunging my hand into her knickers to feel her sodden crack! Lara tried to drag me off, but like any man faced with such a body, I had turned into a crazed monster, with one thing in mind! No, not to have an extra Rich Tea Biscuit with my cuppa, but to jam my dick between those huge fun bags and fuck them senseless. India just let me let rip with her body and I subjected her to every depraved sexual act that I could think of.....and more! By the end of our rampant session, I was completely spent, India however didn't even break a sweat! Wow what a girl!

Jasmine - A lovely Easter Chick

In celebration of Easter we have a lovely Easter Chick this week called Jasmine. You might have seen her before years ago, but I thought that it was worth the trip up to the North of England to see her again. "I know Jasmine was a hot babe and you've fucked her brains out before, but why travel 200 miles just to fuck her all over again?" I hear you say. Well, I'll tell you why, because she's worth it and Jasmine has a rather nice selection of outfits including a rather natty school uniform, which she seemed keen to try on. Your eyes will pop out on springs when you see her at the top of the stairs waltzing down without a care in the world, showing off her knickers underneath her little skirt and you'll gasp for breath when you see her swallow my dick!