Geena Gain - Geena is a TV news reader

This week we have the lovely MILF Geena. Geena is a TV news reader from a remote country in Eastern Europe, where the low salaries force celebs to do a bit of porn on the side to make ends meet! Just imagine one of our news readers doing such a thing! Anyway, Geena was very well dressed and had some very sexy underwear on which I couldn't wait to get my trotters on! As is the way with most MILF's she was smouldering hot and relished the idea of some hot, sleazy sex fun at my abode. Like most men, as soon as we see some seamed stockings and suspenders we cannot resist but to help, "Do them up", naturally we are rubbish at it, but it's a alot of fun all the same. So there is much fiddling around with stocking tops in this scene, I hope you don't mind, but as you know, "It's my thing!" I must admit, Geena is DEAD SEXY and you are going to lo...

Sasha - Crazed bum-fun queen!

Well, if you thought that was the end of Sasha Rose, well you are WRONG! Or as my old Maths teacher once shouted in class, "You are wrong with a CAPITAL "R!" She is back again and gagging for more hardcore action. You wouldn't think you could pack so much rampantness into such a small package. One day in many years to come, when we are all flying around in mini helicopters and wearing tin foil suits, you will be able to buy a "Sasha Rose" living doll! Already pre-dressed in jim slip clobber and raring to go, just connect up the hydrogen fuel cell inside her and voila your fantasy comes to life and best of all, when you are exhausted, just turn her off and put her in a cupboard until next time! Oh, by the way, this week she squeezes my dong into her tight bum! Thought I'd just mention that!

Sasha - The shortest shorts on Earth?

This week we have one of the cutest and sexiest babes ever to grace the pages of jimslip.com! Lara and I were out and about trawling the parks, but this time we found ourselves being shadowed by 2 disgusting, morbidly obese photographers with huge telescopic lenses. They were literally hiding behind trees taking snaps of God knows what! Anyway, they started on us and Lara Latex was having none of it, she gave chase and the perverts fled in terror! Anyway, like the great explorer David Bellamy, I continued scouring the undergrowth when I stumbled on the cutest babe, wearing the tiniest little pair of white shorts imaginable. I had no idea they made shorts.......so short! Her name was Sasha and she agreed to return to our place for some fun. Here was my quandry, should I leave her in her tiny white shorts or change her into our cow-girl ...

Bettina di Capri - Mad dogs and Englishmen!

This week I transport you back to last summer, in Budapest it was a scorching 40° C and God fearing folk took refuge from the sun indoors praying to the Gods not to turn them into charcoal for their missdeeds! But we've all heard the expression, "Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun!". Well, that's me, a mad dog, always snuffling around, in rain or sun, for a tasty morsel to chew on! This time I stumbled on the lovely art student Bettina. She was sketching a monument and I'm afraid the promise of some wonga, an ice cold drink and an air conditioned room was an offer she simply couldn't refuse. When she got changed, I couldn't believe the body that she'd been hiding under her clothes. She was a symbol of perfection and it took all of my immense self control not to simply rip down her knickers and screw here then and there! Nay...

Lana - Gustav pimps out his wife!

This week we have the delightful Lana, wife of arch pimp, "Gustav", "Pimp of Pimps" This man is so depraved and devoid of all morality that he will not only sink to the level of the gutter, but burrow underneath it, presumably so he may reside closer to The Devil! This is a man that trades in flesh and when his cupboard is bare, offers his loving wife to all and sundry for a paltry sum. Have pity on this hapless scribe whilst he hastily puts to paper this horrific tale of one man's descent into the very Fires of Hell! Do you think for one second that I would have taken Lana, wife of Gustav in consideration of a few coins? Well, you're damned right I would! How a man so sleazy as Gustav could have such a classy, well dressed wife as Lana stuns me to my very core. She arrived, looking like she had been parading around the streets of Knights...

Henessy - Xmas Bum Treat

I hope that Santa had a big surprise in his sack for you all this year and I hope that Henessy has brought some extra Christmas cheer as well! I am taking a well earned break on the beaches of Thailand this year and re-charging my batteries for another year of hard shagging! We continue with Henessy again this week and believe it or not, she gave me a Festive taste of her tight, hot, bum hole with all the trimmings, what a treat! Anyway, you don't get many babes coming along like Henessy, so sit down and enjoy this brilliant update and have a very Happy New Year!