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Call for Lara Latex!
The problem with shooting POV, “Point of view” is that it is extremely painful on the right arm gripping the camcorder & attempting to fuck a girl at the same time. My doctor showed little sympathy when I explained my ailment & the constant pain that ensued & he cruelly sent me packing, shouting, “Get out of my sight, I have urgent cases to attend to, at which point he continued performing the heart bypass operation he’d been engaged on when I had interrupted him. That’s the trouble these days, the good folk of porn get little sympathy when discussing their ailments with anybody. Anyway, to cut a long story short I summoned my wife Lara Latex to take over on the camcorder so that I could be free to give Cherry a damn good screwing, after all is it too much to expect one’s wife to come to ones aid in your hour of need? I don’t think so. I need not go into the details of the shenanigans in Pt 2 except to say these 3 words. “Girl”, “Fucked” in “Gingham”. Im the meantime both I and my wife Lara Latex wish to bid you all a very happy Christmas & New Year! |
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Cherry Part 1
This week we have the beautiful Cherry gracing your screens. Possibly the most perfect Christmas girl ever, so cute & pretty you can almost imagine her stuck on top of a Christmas tree with a flashing light on her head! Unsurprisingly, she wasn’t always a porn girl, she had been studying graphic design but unfortunately for her there was a disgusting sleaze bag in the class who had “designs” on her. Cherry described him as, “A rather greasy looking fellow, with hair slicked back, a Hawaiian shirt (And a Hawaiian coat in winter) a pair of those horrible, ugly golf trousers golfers used to wear and a pair of snake skin shoes. He also chewed a tooth pick!” At that point I was stunned into disbelief as it appeared Cherry had inadvertently entered a Black Hole, travelled back in time and met me, yes me, 30 years ago when I first dipped my toe in the stinking cesspit of porn! Anyway, this sleaze bag managed to entice Cherry back to his hovel during which he produced a slime covered camcorder & I believe I need not continue to describe the gory details that ensued but I am sure you would all be disgusted beyond belief. Anyway, as you can imagine Cherry did a marvellous audition & perhaps for the first time on Jim Slip.com when I asked her to remove my trousers, she not only did so with a big smile on her face, but the proceeded to fold them up, I had to draw the line when she started looking for the ironing board! I was stunned to my very core & thought to myself, “This girl is every man’s dream!” |
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Masie Part 2
Excited crowds pour in to witness the amazing spectacle of Masie & her troupe diving into the cake and performing feats of synchronised swimming so perverse that the Devil himself would blush if he was in the crowd. The Dutch love this ancient spectacle. However as Masie explains, cake-dancers are not expected to EAT the cake whilst doing their synchronised swimming, so in the short period of 8 years she became so “weight challenged” that the dwarves were engaged to lower her into the pool of cake together with the sultanas! Anyway during her 9th year in Amsterdam she went on a fitness spree & lost an enormous amount of waist to reveal the slender waif you see before you today…oh yes, I then then fucked her!LOL |
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Masie synchronised cake swimmer
This week we have the lovely Masie who has made a welcome return after she was “Defiled” by yours truly way back in the mists of time, when you needed a wheel barrow to carry a camcorder to and from shoots. Masie tells a sobering tale of her debauched life of living in Amsterdam, or should I say in her case Hamsteradam? The Dutch are renown for their crazy love of fetishes, anything from the spectacle of a man (Or woman) dangling upside down from a crane, clad in chocolate covered latex & then being lowered into a huge saucepan of custard and then put on a low heat, whilst latex clad perverts with dildo straps-ons all dance around the pan chanting ancient Dutch fertility songs is all grist to the mill for the passers by entering and leaving Central Station of a working day. In Masie’s case her local job centre had her join a troupe of “Cake dancers” in which a giant cake is made in a de-commissioned public swimming pool with a heating element installed. Dwarves then empty a tipper truck packed with sultanas into the mix and then with giant spoons mix the cake mixture into a fluffy mix, after which they use a steam roller to flatten the delicious whipped cream topping.They turn on the heating and soon the cake is ready….cont’d next week. |
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Louisa Misses Her Omnibus!
This week is a “Jim Slip Golden Classic” starring the delectable Louisa. Way back in the mists of time, when London was foggy, even in the height of summer & omnibuses trundled up and down our cobbled streets, it was I, Jim Slip who would roam the streets, eagerly hunting for fresh new girls to appear on my website. In my trotters I would clutch a large bag with the princely sum of £500 all changed into low value coins to make the amount seem even more enormous than it already was! Back in those days you could get a house for £5000 so the fee for starring in one of my scenes would have been a decent deposit for one! Anyway the lovely Louisa was more than glad to grab the sack of coins and drag it back to my pad where she shared in some shameful shenanigans with yours truly, including some bum-fun! |
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The Lost Files Part 2
You will have been delighted by Candera’s debut & this week the scene gets even hotter. Upcoming scenes include some of the very first scenes I ever starred in way back in 1997. One or two were submitted on the site but remained in very poor quality. Some have never been seen. The actual tape masters were in the "Lost Bag" & for many years as previously explained, remained, like Candera, clenched in the icy claws of our ghostly ghoul, but they are now at this very moment being re-digitised & have undergone an amazing transformation, as the technology for digitising way back then was in the Stone Age compared to modern techniques! So watch out for these scenes coming up over the next few months! |
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