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back in Blighty with the lovely Crystal Coxxx
This week we are back in Blighty with the lovely Crystal Coxxx waving the flag for Britain. In recent months in the UK there has been floating around the internet a certain "Celebrity sex tape", well obviously it is not a tape, but a clip. In this grainy clip, a cad and bounder is filming this cute, young celeb kneeling in front of him slapping and sucking his dick. It's quite sexy as she slaps his dick all over her face. Anyway, Crystal did a very good impression of this scandalous act with my dick, whilst I, just like the aforementioned rotter, filmed her from above. In fact Crystal looked spookily similar to said celeb in the scene. Obviously, we did a load more stuff after this which you will enjoy, whilst the Celeb clip ended rather abruptly! |
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Prowling the streets for tasty birds
Yet again, here I am prowling the streets for tasty birds! Is there no rest for me from my eternal quest for new, young flesh you all to drool over? You are indeed cruel task masters! This week my travels found me chatting to a beautiful fan of the opera who agreed to return to my studio to participate in my,"Recherche de l'erotisme!" I thought it sounded better than, "You wanna come back to mine for some slap and tickle , luv?" Anyway, Zorah brushed up rather well as a bubbly blonde waifette and was more than happy to ditch all the pretentious French nonsense and get down to some good old British hardcore xxx boy- girl action! |
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Sex crazed Devil-Girl!
Well as you can imagine, having to endure watching Angel changing into a sexy secretary, then a cowgirl, then a waif and finally a ballerina, I was chomping at the bit, to rip down those flimsy panties and to sink my trotters into that lovely round bum! Last week I got a blow job and this week I got the full monty as it were. Angel was like a girl possessed by Satan himself and I would challenge any righteous man to fend off her crazed and desperate clawings! Even waving a Crucifix at her and chanting, "By the power of Almighty God I command you, begone unclean spirit, begone to the Fires of Hell from whence you came!" had no effect. In fact it only made her worse and she hurled herself across the room, tore down my trousers and forced my dick inside herself with a guttural moan and made me satisfy her! She writhed around throwing her head from side to side, in an ungodly, untamed, almost primeval manner that shocked me, as a simple Christian soul, to my very core! Afterwards, we sat down and had a nice cup of tea and a Hob Nob! |
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Babelicious, bootiful, ballerina!
As you know jimslip.com is absolutely stuffed full of the most stunning natural babes on Earth. No sausage lips and stuck-on tits here! This week we have a babe that pushes the "Babe" envelope from 10 to 11! Yes Angel was so beautiful, I had no choice but to get her to do a little fashion show in different outfits, so I could decide what would be most fun to shag her in. Decisions! decisions! To be honest she was gorgeuos in all the clothes and it was extremely difficult deciding what to go, for so I went for a long walk to help me decide. Anyway, when I got back, Lara and Angel had made the decision and to be honest I think they made the right choice! |
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Seamed stockinged nurse!
On a cold January day we have a lovely, sexy, nurse called Jessica who got in touch with me. She had decided that it would be very horny for herself to get dressed up in a nurse's uniform complete with seamed stockings and heels and get fucked! I think she meant to look like the babes in that British film classic "Carry On Nurse!" For the young folk out there, in the old days, all nurses DID in fact wear figure hugging short uniforms, together with seamed stockings and high heels! I know this because i was in hospital with appendicitis for 2 weeks when I was 14. YES TWO WEEKS! Nowadays, you're chucked out on the streets in 24 hours with a couple of aspirins and the drip still attached! Anyway, I remember only too well, lovely young nurses, bursting out of their uniforms, leaning over and patting me on the head, whispering, "You'll feel much better soon!" and me thinking, "Yes I will, especially when I've drawn the curtain and banged one off, nurse!" chortle! chortle! Alas, you'd always get interrupted by the Matron WHO DID ALWAYS look like Hattie Jacques! |
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Like a crazed Zombie
This week we have the stunningly beautiful Tracy Gold. Now Tracy has been umming and arring about taking a jump into the cesspit of porn for some time and I thought what a good time to try out my, "Will she? or Wont she?" series. During which I film a babe like Tracy and generally see what happens. Well what happened was that I nearly collapsed with wanton lust as she flitted from room to room looking like some kind of angelic waif, whilst I slavishly followed, like a crazed Zombie, leaving a trail of drool in my wake. "So what happened, Jim?" I hear you cry, well you'll have to watch and find out! |
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