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Porno first-timer!
Now that Gustav has spread the word that I'm a bit of a celebrity in this part of the World, girls are coming out of the woodwork, wanting to star in one of my scenes. So we have been "Audition/ scenes" This week, we have the petit, Amanda Baby, not her real name as you can imagine! Anyway, Amanda arrived in Gustav's limo which is actually a stretched Trabant, painted all gold, with Elk fur covered upholstery. The vehicle is driven by a pair of supercharged Trabant 2 stroke engines. To be honest Gustav's limo is a mobile environmental menace, billowing huge plumes of smoke wherever he goes! God knows who he bribes to keep it on the road! Anyway, back to Amanda, who I thought did quite a good job for her first porn scene and it was particularly sexy with Lara filming the scene, semi secretly. It made it look all very furtive and sexy and Amanda had a great time and said she wanted to do more porn, which made me feel rather proud of myself! |
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Warmed herself up with her wicked banter
As you can see, once Daisy had warmed herself up with her wicked banter she turned into a crazed sex kitten or should I say, Kitten-Kong? She just couldnt seem to get enough cock! She craved it as does a man dying of thirst in the desert, crave a long cool glass of water. She pummelled and abused me until I had been squashed into our famous IKEA sofa. No IKEA robot could possibly simulate the punishment that Daisy Rock meted out on our sofa that day. Id say that it would be like dropping a large car, loaded with luggage, on the sofa from 50 feet up! There was no stopping our Daisy from her wantonness and it is a wonder that I, Jim Slip, am still alive to tell the tale. So, whilst, youre pawing you way through the scene, spare a thought for I, who must perform far beyond what is duty bound and I do it entirely for you, my brethren!! LOL |
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Potty-mouthed slut!
This week we are back in the UK. You cant say that I dont make an effort to bring you the Worlds sexiest girls and this week is no exception. Daisy Rock has been on the porn scene in the UK for some time, so it was only natural that I should get around to investigating her talents further. In this weeks cavalcade of sexy fun, Daisy relates some of her dirty stories to Laras camcorder, whilst she fondles her sodden minge. So make yourself a cuppa, settle down and enjoy watching and listening to Daisys banter. Its a little like listening to the BBC Home Service, where the presenter has been plied with crack cocaine, sold her soul to the Devil and hijacked, A Book at Bedtime! |
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Gum-chewing slut
This week, my local pimp Gustav, came up trumps once again with the delicious 18 year old teen, Denni. As is the norm with the Street girls of Budapest, they are normally supplied with copious amounts of chewing gum. This is because their sleazebag pimps have watched the film Pretty Woman a thousand times and noticed that all the girls working the streets in the film seem to be constantly chewing gum. Anyway, as you can see Denni was, Molto cutissimo! if there is such an expression and when she donned some tiny denim hot pants, cowboy hat and boots and strode in to view, my eyes (As will yours) nearly popped out of my head on springs! She does a rather sexy single girl self grope section at the beginning which will have you reaching for your smelling salts! |
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Student- slut
Were back to the cute teens for the next couple of weeks, folks! This week I set sail in the good ship, Slip with my net in tow and trawled a very nice teen student called Scarlet. Having done my usual routine, i.e., You look like a model, fancy earning some wonga? routine, she happily returned to our place and brushed up really well, as a so called Jim Slip Babe. Youd never guess what she chose to wear! Well, of course youd guess, because thats what jimslip.com is all about, smiley, cute girls dressed in little skirts, stockings and heels, behaving badly. Anyway Scarlet, looked stunning in her fishnets and heels and she certainly behaved, VERY BADLY indeed and her big, sexy, pouty lips will have you drooling all over your TV dinners! |
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FIST OF FURY
As you've already seen, Scarlett looked very sexy indeed in her giant fishnets, micro mini and heels and she was up for some good hard screwing, as would befit a lass from Newcastle. So we continued until the big moment, when Scarlett announced, "Eh lad are youse ready to fist me?" I closed my eyes in trepidation as she rolled up me sleeve and slowly proceeded to squeeze my hand in its totality into her sodden hole. Now I know what it must be like being a gynaecologist! It certainly was a strange experience for me and it appeared that Scarlett loved the sensation, so I went along with it, but was rather pleased to get back to the, "How's yer father", which is a bit more up my street to be honest. I tend to leave all this fetishy stuff to all those Merchant Bankers and High Court judges, who like wearing rubber shorts and having oranges stuffed in their mouthes. No, not your Jim Slip, you need never fear that I will tread the slippery boards of gross perversity and I say to the agents of Satan that peddle such filth, "NONE SHALL PASS UNTO JIMSLIP.COM NOW CAST YE BACK INTO THE FIRES OF HELL ! |
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