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You want my arse Mr Jim?
Well, as you saw last week, I put Kerry through the most gruelling of auditions and to be honest I had to use all of my skills just to hold the camcorder steady whilst she had my dick jammed in her gob! Anyway, this week, Kerry is put though the Jim Slip "Glamour machine" and emerges looking spectacular, in mini kilt, white hold-up and heels! Little did I know that Kerry had a secret request which she divulged to Lara just before we started, she asked, "Miss Lara, I am liking it very much, with cock in my arse, maybe you ask Mr Jimbo, you want cock in arse maybe? Well, Lara came over amd passed on Kerry's request and I said, "I am going to need to think about it......YES!!" |
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Jim's Have you got what it takes?
Yes folks, this week I am turning back the hands of time. A time when camcorders were as big as a small fridge and sleazy cameramen had moustaches and flared trousers! Yes, it's the old, "Have you got what it takes to be in a porn film?" routine, the idea that launched a thousand sleazebags! Thankfully the camcorders are alot smaller these days, so its quite easy to film whilst getting your knob sucked! Kerry, my first, "Auditionee", was sensational and wasted no time in gorging on my dick, whilst watching herself. You see I turn the little viewfinder round the other way, girls are such shameless show-offs and simply love watching themselves suck a cock! Try it at home with your partner, or maybe the next door neighbour (If she's up for it that is!) A little point of interest for the young folk out there, when I first tried this idea in 1981, my camcorder was SEPERATE from the VCR! So you had a GIANT camcorder in your hands which was AT LEAST twice as big as my head and then a 2" thick wire attached to a GIANT VCR, which you'd drag around in a shopping trolley! On top of all this you had to try and get your knob sucked, no easy task, I assure you!! |
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Ooh! La! La!
This week we have a stunning French girl called Stella. I pounced on her when I saw her looking at a map and thought, "Hmm, looks like she is a lost tourist, I must go and assist her!" Anyway, to cut a long story short, I managed to entice this babe back to my lair for some fun. Of course being French, the idea of meeting a man who is secretly filming her whilst propositioning her to engage in a kinky sex session, was like "water off a ducks back" as we like to say! You will be stunned at her transformation stunner to Mega-stunner and you will be even more stunned when you see what antics she gets up to! Well that's the French for you! |
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From biker chick to sexy secretary
This week we decided to get Carly out of those skin tight rubber pants. They were still sticky from a rather nasty initiation right by, "The Hells Mopeds". In this depraved act, they ceremoniously empty their thermos flasks of Earl Grey tea all over their hapless victim! In this case it was Carly! Anyway, we hosed down her pants and dressed her up as a sexy secretary, complete with high heels, stockings and suspenders and wow, did she look a treat, with those giant, juicy juggs sticking out and that lovely round bum, I could see why the "Mopeds" keep her as their plaything! One minute making packed lunches, the next locating another Tea Room to trash, who knows what Carly and The Mopeds will get up to next! So, if you ever visit Surrey and you hear the high pitched scream of what sounds like 10,000 giant mosquitos, you'll know The Mopeds are coming to town......and they're looking for trouble! |
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Sexy Biker Chick
In the leafy, peaceful, county of Surrey, England, there are three words that strike terror into the hearts of all simple God fearing folk. They are, "The Hell's Mopeds". A ruthless band of middle-aged ruffians, who roam the streets on 2 stroke mopeds causing havoc wherever they go. They think nothing of driving at 2 mph ABOVE the speed limit! Their battle cry is, "No sleep till bedtime!" and their crimes range from dropping litter, to ordering Devon teas and then running away without paying! I found the "Mopeds" gorgeous mascot, "Biker Chick" Carly G sipping tea, whilst the "Chapter" had gone off to steal sweets. She was clad in the tightest rubber pants I've ever seen and I decided to risk the wrath of the "Hell's Mopeds" by getting her to come back to my place for some fun. This is one hell of a sexy babe and your eyes are going to pop out of your heads when you see her do her stuff to camera! I'm told that I am now a "Marked man" and the "Mopeds" have threatened come and ring the bell on my door and run away, that's if they can find somewhere to park their bikes legalIy! I say, "Bring it on!" you cads and bounders, bring it on! |
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Sexy First-timer
This week we have a very cute 18 year old, who has trekked all the way down from the icy wastes of Russia to dip her toes in the scalding, bubbling waters of porno muck! Her name is Grace and she is part of my, "Will she or wont she" series, during which I audition gorgeous babes whilst feverishly clutching my camcorder and see how far they are willing to go. Will they choose to immerse themselves into the quagmire of sleaze or will they get cold feet and run away? You will be gripped with suspense as she slowly and sexily caresses the camcorder, in fact steams up the camcorder......and my specs! You will drool all over your keyboard as you see this babe slowly unzip her tight denim shorts and groan whilst she plays with herself and lazily asks, "Do you have the big cock in your pantaloons?" Anyway, the big question is "Does she or doesn't she"? Well, you'll have to watch to find out! |
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